\n"; echo "

This here will look a lot better with activated Java scripts!

\n"; echo "\n"; function delete_line($line, $change) { $entries = file("data"); if(empty($change)) { unset($entries[$line-1]); } else { $entries[$line-1] = $change; } $newentries = implode("", $entries); $datei = fopen("data", "w"); fputs($datei, $newentries); fclose($datei); } function short_words($text, $length) { $words = explode(" ",$text); $count_w = count($words)-1; if($count_w >= 0) { for($i=0;$i<=$count_w;$i++) { if(strlen($words[$i])>=$length) { $words[$i] = chunk_split($words[$i], $length,"-
"); $length = strlen($words[$i])-5; $words[$i] = substr($words[$i],0,$length); } $text = implode(" ",$words); } } else $text = chunk_split($text,$length,"-
"); return $text; } function replace() { global $eintrag, $email; $email = str_replace("@", "(at)", $email); $eintrag = str_replace('\"', '"', $eintrag); $eintrag = str_replace("|@|", "~", $eintrag); $eintrag = preg_replace ("/\r\n|\r|\n/", "
", $eintrag); $eintrag = str_replace("[b]", "", $eintrag); $eintrag = str_replace("[/b]", "", $eintrag); $eintrag = str_replace("[i]", "", $eintrag); $eintrag = str_replace("[/i]", "", $eintrag); $eintrag = str_replace("[u]", "", $eintrag); $eintrag = str_replace("[/u]", "", $eintrag); $eintrag = str_replace("[br]", "
", $eintrag); $eintrag = str_replace("[url]", "", $eintrag); $eintrag = str_replace("[/url]", "", $eintrag); $eintrag = str_replace(":D", "", $eintrag); $eintrag = str_replace(":-D", "", $eintrag); $eintrag = str_replace(":(", "", $eintrag); $eintrag = str_replace(":-(", "", $eintrag); $eintrag = str_replace("?(", "", $eintrag); $eintrag = str_replace("?-(", "", $eintrag); $eintrag = str_replace("8)", "", $eintrag); $eintrag = str_replace("8-)", "", $eintrag); $eintrag = str_replace("8o", "", $eintrag); $eintrag = str_replace("8-o", "", $eintrag); $eintrag = str_replace("X(", "", $eintrag); $eintrag = str_replace("X-(", "", $eintrag); $eintrag = str_replace(":)", "", $eintrag); $eintrag = str_replace(":-)", "", $eintrag); $eintrag = str_replace(":P", "", $eintrag); $eintrag = str_replace(":-P", "", $eintrag); $eintrag = str_replace(";)", "", $eintrag); $eintrag = str_replace(";-)", "", $eintrag); } if($_GET['page'] == "" || $_GET['page'] == "gaestebuch") { ?>

LET ME DO AN ENTRY!!!

There is nothing!"; $summe = $linien; $proseite = $pro; $seiten = ceil($linien / $proseite); if (!$seite) $seite = 1; $y = $seite * $proseite; $x = $y - $proseite; if ($y > $linien) $y = $linien; $y = $linien - $y-1; $x = $linien - $x-1; if ($linien > 0) { $nummerdel = $seite * $pro - $pro + 1; for ($i = $x; $i > $y ; $i--) { $eintraege = explode ("|@|", $datei[$i]); ?> No.: ".$nummer."  Name: ".$eintraege[1]." ".$eintraege[0]." "; if(!empty($eintraege[3]) && $eintraege[3] != "http://") { echo "  "; } echo "  "; if(!empty($eintraege[4])) { echo "  "; } echo "         "; echo ""; echo " ".$eintraege[5]." "; if($eintraege[7] == "") echo " "; else { echo ""; echo " The Suicide Gums say: ".$eintraege[7]." "; } $nummerdel++; }} if($linien > $proseite) { echo ""; $vor = $seite - 1; $next = $seite + 1; if($vor != 0) echo ""; echo "previous"; if($vor != 0) echo ""; echo " | "; if($next <= $seiten) echo ""; echo "next"; if($next <= $seiten) echo ""; echo ""; } ?> Get it done! 1 is a very lonesome number..."; else echo "".$summe." people really did write something!!!"; $file = "count"; $ftp = fopen($file,"r+"); $count = fgets($ftp,10); $count++; rewind($ftp); fwrite($ftp,$count); fclose($ftp); echo " ".$count." hits"; ?>

text= link= vlink= alink=>

MIND THE CODE AREA AT THE LEFT BOTTOM! (*) means you HAVE to fill this out!
Entry no.:
Date:
Some numbers:	(like it?)
Your favourite insult*:
E-mail address*:
And of course you have a homepage:
And now go ahead and TELL the world*:	BB-Code: fat italic underlined link
"; echo "Code: "; } ?>	Get me outta here!

= $anzahleintraege){ schreiben($reloadlogdatei,"w"); } else { for ($i=0;$i<$size;$i++) { $zeile = explode("|",$fp[$i]); if ($zeile[0] == $_SERVER["REMOTE_ADDR"] AND $zeile[1] > (time()-$reloadsperre)){ $ausgabe = true; } else { $ausgabe = false; }} schreiben($reloadlogdatei,"a+"); } return $ausgabe; } if(ip_sperre($reloadsperre)==true) { ?>

No, no, no... That is not how it works. You can make your next entry in seconds and there is no way to do it earlier! And if you are a spammer: You did NOT succeed! May you and your family rot in hell!!!

]", $eintrag)) { ?>

Are you using html? Stop it!

ICQ sucks!

This is the wrong code. That means that you are not able to do anything right!

location.href=\"guestbook.php?page=gaestebuch\";"; } elseif($submit == "I want to see it before I go and make it public!") { $eintrag = str_replace("\r\n", "\\r\\n", $eintrag); ?>", $eintrag); $eintrag = short_words($eintrag, 50); ?>

No.: ".$nummer."  Name: ".$name."

".$datum."

"; if(!empty($www) && $www != "http://") { echo "  "; } echo "  "; if(!empty($icq)) { echo "  "; } echo "

"; echo ""; echo "

".$eintrag."

"; }} if($_GET['page'] == "loeschen") { ?>

Are you sure you wanna waste time on entry number and delete it?? Code:    Back to those sick writings

location.href=\"guestbook.php?page=gaestebuch\";"; } else echo "

Wrong code idiot!"; } if($submit == "No! No! No! No! No!") echo ""; } if($_GET['page'] == "kommentar") { ?>

Your shit: Code:    Back to those sick writings

", $comment); $comment = str_replace("dancingalienmotherfucker", "", $comment); $comment = str_replace("piratesmotherfucker", "", $comment); $comment = str_replace("peacemotherfucker", "", $comment); $comment = str_replace("welcomemotherfucker", "", $comment); $comment = str_replace("deppmotherfucker", "", $comment); $comment = str_replace("kneeldownmotherfucker", "", $comment); $comment = str_replace("wereplayingmotherfucker", "", $comment); $comment = str_replace("eddiepatrickmotherfucker", "", $comment); $comment = str_replace("luemotherfucker", "", $comment); $comment = str_replace("paddymotherfucker", "", $comment); $comment = str_replace("thesignmotherfucker", "", $comment); $comment = str_replace("jumpmotherfucker", "", $comment); $comment = str_replace("fuckyoumotherfucker", "", $comment); $comment = str_replace("bullshittingyoumotherfucker", "", $comment); $edit = "$eintraege[0]|@|$eintraege[1]|@|$eintraege[2]|@|$eintraege[3]|@|$eintraege[4]|@|$eintraege[5]|@|$eintraege[6]|@|$comment|@|\n"; delete_line($nummer, $edit); echo ""; } else echo "

Wrong code idiot!"; } if($submit == "No! No! No! No! No!") echo ""; } if($_GET['page'] == "editieren") { ?>

This person wants to be called: E-mail shit: This person wants you to take a look at that: A senseless and useless and empty space: Person says: <?echo $eintraege[5];?> Code:    Back to those sick writings

", $eintrag); $eintrag = str_replace ('\"', '"', $eintrag); $edit = "$datum|@|$name|@|$email|@|$www|@|$icq|@|$eintrag|@|$ip|@|$comment|@|\n"; delete_line($nummer, $edit); echo ""; } else echo "

Wrong code idiot!"; } if($submit == "No! No! No! No! No!") echo ""; } if($_GET['page'] == "ip") { ?>

Code:    Back to those sick writings

Ip-address: ".$eintraege[6]; ?>

Wrong code idiot!"; } if($submit == "No! No! No! No! No!") echo ""; } ?>